The Free World Press Issued the findings of a study conducted at Oxford Univeristy which show a clear link between Valentines Day and Satan. Scientists at both UCLA, and Oxford recently unearthed stone tablets etched with the marking "Valentinus Satanus" or in layman's terms Valentines of Satan.
They traced the history of Valentines day all the way to Satan's door. It began a long time ago when St. Valentine first bought a box of the finest chocolate bon bon's and a Lexus for Mrs. Valentine. He was a meager man, and it was thought that he made a deal with Satan to obtain these belongings. Innocent connection? The facts are hard to ignore.
Elisha Broheim of UCLA had this to add:
"At first I thought, this is crazy, a complete waste of taxpayer money. But I was wrong, I think we have laid concrete and irrefutable links between the King of the Dark Underworld, and Valentines Day. "
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