A country ouse accused a city mouse today of luring him away from his simple life with promises of wealth and excitement, and instead repeatedly drugging and raping him. The city mouse had denied the charges saying the sex was a bit freaky, however totally consensual. City mouse lawyer Leonard McChitter had this to say:
"Squeak, squeak, squeak, cheese, cheese squeak"
Police declined to file charges however as the only evidence, a tiny ball gag had rolled under a table.
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