Thursday, February 14, 2008

So What I Married An Axe Murderer?

He is quite possibly the manliest candidate out there, the only candidate named in the Mitchell Report, Mr. Hillary R. Clinton. Let's face it, he has the most experience, considering he ran the White House from 97-99.  When asked what the most exciting change she would see if elected, she responded;

"Well First off, I'd be the President."

C'mon Hillary, we all know you just need to get back into the White House to get some stuff that you left, ball gag, used needles, stuff like that.


"I am the only candidate who can claim experience on the issue of health care: an experience of glaring, humiliating failure dating back more than a decade."



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