Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Presidential Candidate Bows Out, Runs Ad Bashing Self.


Mitt "Slush Bag" Romney bowed out of the presidential race, citing irreconcilable differences with the Ghost of Lincoln.  Romney known best for his smear tactics turned the pistol on himself after an unsuccessful shoot out with the other candidates.
The Ad is relentless including over 30 seconds of character bashing.  
"Would you want this man running your country.  The same man who cannot operate an automobile or microwave?"

Obviously the Glare of the Political spotlight was too much to bare and Mitt reverted back to a life of cotton robes, junk food, and irish whiskey.

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