Disgraced New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer said Thursday he is resigning his post, effective Friday, but he vowed to “keep living it up with the whores.”
Spitzer, the former Wall Street corruption buster known for preaching ethical responsibility, has been accused of meeting a high-priced prostitute last month in a Washington, D.C., hotel.
He apologized to his family and the public on Tuesday for failing “to live up to the standard I expected of myself.” But with his political career squarely in the shitter, Spitzer told reporters Thursday that he plans to salvage the part of his life that hasn’t been tarnished by the scandal.
“I challenge any of these young ladies to say ‘Big E’ didn’t live up to their standards in the sack,” Spitzer said.
The Democrat, known as the “Sheriff of Wall Street” during two terms as attorney general, again apologized to his wife, Silda, and three teenage daughters for the embarrassment the situation has brought on them. But he also noted he has “no chance in hell of getting elected sanitation director at this point, so what the fuck?”
A 47-page affidavit supporting the charges against Spitzer — identified as “Client 9,” according to a source — said Temeka Rachelle Lewis talked with him and a prostitute named “Kristen” about a Feb. 13 meeting. (“More like ‘Client 69,’” Spitzer said, making several rapid gestures with his pelvic region.) Lewis and Client 9 spoke about payment of as much as $4,300, which would include credit for future dates.
“Let’s be honest, though,” Spitzer said with a creepy grin. “After one time, these bitches would be paying me.”
One of the bitches who previously had sex with Spitzer said there’s “no way” she would pay him, categorizing him as a “premature ejaculator” who “usually starts crying because he just blew 5 Gs for 30 seconds of awkward, marsupial-like intercourse.”
I'd hit it too, go get em tiger
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