I Learned It From Watching You Bill!

I am officially disenfranchised with the political system as is the stats quo.  It literally makes me sick, all of these people are basically liars.  I mean, how can your version of the truth be so different than the TRUTH.  That's a lie, right.....has something changed in the last few years that I wasn't aware of.  If I told the police that I wasn't drinking, but they found out I was, can I say I "mis-spoke?"

You are a damn liar, your psychotic, doing what you did is unpatriotic.  There are soldiers fighting REAL wars, REALLY serving their country, that you disgraced with your forked tongue.  You wanted all of us to feel sorry for you, you went to Bosnia and ducked away from sniper fire, and incoming enemy bullets.  Bullshit, you were taking pictures, and smiling clutching your puppy faced offspring.

Then you send you daughter out campaigning to colleges and someone asks her a legitimate

question. She gets mad and refuses to answer it. I will, yes it was, you are a liar, your husband

is a liar, basically everyone around you, and involved in politics is a big fat liar.

You asked for it, now you have to produce, that was your job out there. It's my

business just as it's the business of every other American citizen, blow me, I want

some fucking answers. If I went to Wal-Mart and asked where the phillips head

screwdrivers are, and you tell me it's none of my business.....I'm talking to Glenda

the night manager and taking your MF blue vest. You are officially full of shit :)

I've decided the only good candidate for presidency has to have nothing to hide.

We should know everything about them, why not, they are leaders of the free

world right? Why can't we know? Can someone answer that question. Why is

there stuff that the general public can't know about the person who is running

the country, good and bad? We need to put a businessman in the oval office,

see how much smoother everything runs, make the country a little bit of money.

Recession sucks. And So does politics.

Bill Gates for President

Rejected Wii Games

These are Nintendo Wii games that never made it off the cutting room floor.  Due to popular demand though, these games might all soon be released by Nintendo for the Wii Console.  

No...You The Man

What? You crazy. Me? The man? Please. Everybody in town know who the man is—you the man! I ain't the man. No way. You got it all. And I mean all. Shit, I ain't got half what you got.

Yo, check this out—you smooth, man. Ain't nobody smoother than my boy Adrian. You make the smooth look like they ain't smooth at all. Now, that's smooth.

So tell me this: How can I be the man when you the man? 'Cause, you see, there can be only one man, and I ain't it.

The other day, some folks came up to me, and they was all up in my face and shit, tellin' me that I be the man. When they said that, I was like, "What? You buggin! I ain't the man! No way, no day. My boy Adrian, he the man."

After I tell 'em that, then they was all like, "Adrian? That crazy homeboy from down 115th Street way? You right, Darren—Adrian is the man!"

But still, y'all better keep your hands off my lady, or else you gonna be the man with two black eyes, motherfucker! Shit, man, I was just playin' with you. You know I think you the man.

You The Man

You the man, know what I'm sayin'? You theman! You it, baby. Ain't nobody else. Nobody.

Yo, how you do it, man? Man, you operate. It's like, shit, you crazy smooth. You all that, and then some. Ain't no doubt.

You the man all the time, 24-7! You the man when you walk it, and you the man when you talk it. You the man when you play it, and you the man when you say it.

Yo, Darren, listen up and listen real good. You know what? I'll tell you what: You the man. That's right—you it.

Know what I'm sayin'?

Let me break it down for you just one time. You got that fine-ass lady, don't you? That shorty is one fine-ass ride. And those clothes you wear. Damn! You be like Mr. Armani Gucci Versace or somethin' in those threads.

You be shakin' it, breakin' it and quakin' it... and that's no fakin it. And I ain't even up to your moves on the field yet. You like Shaq and Penny and Michael all rolled into one out there. Slam dunkin' with a quickness!

Ain't no two ways about it, and ain't nobody doubt it. My man!

CPC and MuthaFuckin TG's

In honor of Anytime D.H., Bambino, both Bobby Browns, (outfield, and 3rd base, neither of which introduced Whitney Houston's Tonsils to the sweet taste of dragons tail), one handed pitchers, and a locally renowned third basemen turned manager by the name of my penis.

Dude, It Looks Like Your Dick Ate A Q-Tip!

So a recent study came out, showing 1-4 teenage girls has some sort of sexually transmitted disease.  Kind of makes you want to bag it up before you sleep with the friend, of a friend, of a friend, of some girl you met yesterday, huh? Not me, personally i like those odds, that's really only 25 out of 100 :)

Thanks You Netherlands

Since I'm receiving an overwhelming response from the people of Holland, The Netherlands, and Finland.  I thought I'd show them a little love.  Here is your main man's Ruud Van Nistelrooy.  He's cool footballer extraordinaire.